eBay it - The only place where you can sell your soul and get $20 for

The only place where you can sell your soul and get $20 for it, like you’re just another used item.

I sold my soul on eBay for $20. It was worth it. I got a little money and now I have a soul deficit.

I sold my soul for $10 and now I have to pay $5 in fees. I’m soul poor.

I sold my soul for $25 and now I have to pay $10 in fees. I’m soul broke.