eBay it
Like a yard sale but for the whole internet, and it's mostly just people trying to get rid of stuff they don’t want.
My neighbor had a yard sale and I had an eBay yard sale and I sold my entire life for $10.
I had a yard sale on eBay and sold my mom’s old couch for $5. She’s happy, I’m broke.
My yard sale was on eBay and I sold my childhood memories for $2. I’m sad and broke.