Ebay Hannukkah - when you spend so much cash on junk you think it’s gold and

when you spend so much cash on junk you think it’s gold and it shows up like a parade every night for eight days straight

I bought 20 fake watches and they kept coming like a never-ending joke.

My dog got a bunch of toys and now he’s got a party every night.

I ordered 10 pairs of socks and they arrived like a sock tsunami.