Ebay Hannukkah

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when you spend so much cash on junk you think it’s gold and it shows up like a parade every night for eight days straight
I bought 20 fake watches and they kept coming like a never-ending joke.
My dog got a bunch of toys and now he’s got a party every night.
I ordered 10 pairs of socks and they arrived like a sock tsunami.
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you buy so much trash you think it’s treasure and it keeps showing up like a nightmare for eight nights in a row
I bought 12 ugly hats and they kept coming like a hat avalanche.
My sister got a ton of weird candles and now her house smells like a horror movie.
I ordered 50 pens and they arrived like a pen invasion.
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you drop a ton of cash on junk and it keeps showing up like a never-ending gift for eight nights straight
I bought 15 dumb bracelets and they kept coming like a bracelet avalanche.
My brother got 100 stickers and now his room looks like a sticker warzone.
I ordered 20 fake diamonds and they arrived like a diamond parade.
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