eBay fever
When you click buy now on eBay like it's a button that pays your rent and then realize you’ve bought 17 things you’ll never use.
Clicked buy now on 100 different pens and now I have no space in my house.
Bought 50 neon bracelets because they were on sale and I was high.
Bought a toaster, a mug, and a tiny plant because they all looked like good ideas.
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