eBay fever

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When you go on eBay like it's a drug dealer and buy everything in sight because you're too dumb to know you can't afford it.

I bought 12 vintage watches because I thought I was rich.

Spent $500 on random socks because I was bored.

Bought a blender, a lamp, and a disco ball because they all looked cool.

When you click buy now on eBay like it's a button that pays your rent and then realize you’ve bought 17 things you’ll never use.

Clicked buy now on 100 different pens and now I have no space in my house.

Bought 50 neon bracelets because they were on sale and I was high.

Bought a toaster, a mug, and a tiny plant because they all looked like good ideas.

When you’re so obsessed with eBay that you start buying stuff just to make your friends jealous and your wallet cry.

Bought a vintage guitar because I thought I was cool and my friend would be impressed.

Spent $200 on a random antique clock just because it looked fancy.

Bought a whole set of socks because I thought I was making a fashion statement.

When you buy so many things on eBay you start thinking you’re a billionaire and then you get a bill and you’re like ‘what the hell’.

Bought 20 different hats because I thought I was a hat king.

Bought a chair, a lamp, and a rug because I thought my room was sad.

Bought 50 stickers because I thought they were free.

When you buy things on eBay so fast you don’t even realize you’re spending money like it’s going out of style.

Bought a bunch of random stuff because I thought I was on a spree.

Bought 10 different mugs because I thought I was fancy.

Bought a watch, a book, and a bag because they were all on sale.

When you buy so much on eBay you start questioning your life choices and your wallet’s patience.

Bought 15 different backpacks because I thought I was a student.

Bought a keyboard, a mouse, and a chair because I thought I was working from home.

Bought 100 stickers because I thought I was a sticker king.