eBay Christmas
When you think you’re saving money on eBay, but then you get a flood of boxes and realize you spent more than you wanted to and now your floor looks like a landfill.
My friend cried: 'I thought I was buying stuff. I bought a lifestyle.'
My roommate screamed: 'Why do I have 10 different lighters? I already have a fire.'
My cat hid under the couch and won’t come out.