eBay Christmas

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That crazy time when you get a bunch of boxes showing up like they’re trying to break your door down because you bought everything on eBay like it was the last day on Earth and you’re too broke to care.

My mom texted me: 'You bought 12 mugs? What is wrong with you?'

My neighbor yelled through the wall: 'Are you trying to fill your apartment with crap?'

My dog ate a package and now he thinks he’s a wizard.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you think you’re saving money on eBay, but then you get a flood of boxes and realize you spent more than you wanted to and now your floor looks like a landfill.

My friend cried: 'I thought I was buying stuff. I bought a lifestyle.'

My roommate screamed: 'Why do I have 10 different lighters? I already have a fire.'

My cat hid under the couch and won’t come out.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

That moment when you’re excited about getting free stuff, but then you get so many boxes you start to question your life choices and your sanity.

My dad said: 'I thought I was buying a watch. I got a watch, a mug, and a bag of chips.'

My brother texted me: 'I just opened a box and it was just a pen. What is this?'

My mom called me: 'Your apartment is full of stuff and I don’t know what it is.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago