eBay Christmas
That crazy time when you get a bunch of boxes showing up like they’re trying to break your door down because you bought everything on eBay like it was the last day on Earth and you’re too broke to care.
My mom texted me: 'You bought 12 mugs? What is wrong with you?'
My neighbor yelled through the wall: 'Are you trying to fill your apartment with crap?'
My dog ate a package and now he thinks he’s a wizard.