Ebasm
The stupid, loud argument that happens when both people in an Ebay deal think they're the only one who's ever been scammed.
'YOU CHEAP DOLLAR!' 'YOU CHEAP SELLER!'
'I WOULD'VE TAKEN IT FOR FIVE DOLLARS!' 'I WOULD'VE TAKEN IT FOR ONE!'
'I’LL SELL IT FOR TEN!' 'I’LL BUY IT FOR ONE!'