Ebasm

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The gross yelp of stupid words that happens when two people finish a stupid deal on Ebay and both feel like they won.

'I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BARGAIN!' 'YOU SHOULD'VE PAID MORE!'

'I WOULD'VE TAKEN IT FOR FIVE DOLLARS!' 'FIVE DOLLARS? I'LL SELL IT FOR TEN!'

'YOU GOT A GREAT DEAL!' 'I'LL SHOW YOU GREAT DEALS!'

The loud, dumb celebration that happens when both sides of an Ebay deal think they're the smartest person in the room.

'I JUST SAVED A HUNDRED DOLLARS!' 'I JUST PAID A HUNDRED DOLLARS!'

'YOU’RE A GENIUS!' 'YOU’RE A FOOL!'

'I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT IT!' 'I CAN’T BELIEVE I GAVE IT!'

The stupid, loud argument that happens when both people in an Ebay deal think they're the only one who's ever been scammed.

'YOU CHEAP DOLLAR!' 'YOU CHEAP SELLER!'

'I WOULD'VE TAKEN IT FOR FIVE DOLLARS!' 'I WOULD'VE TAKEN IT FOR ONE!'

'I’LL SELL IT FOR TEN!' 'I’LL BUY IT FOR ONE!'