Eban
When you try to say 'bean' but you mess up the letters so bad it looks like you're trying to curse someone. It’s like your brain is trying to fight you.
You text, 'Eban' and it’s just 'bean' with a bad haircut.
You say 'Eban' and your friend says, 'You’re spelling it wrong.'
You try to say 'bean' and it just turns into a word that sounds like a curse.