Eban

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A hot beast who can twist your body into positions that hurt and feel amazing. He's a flirt who makes women lose their minds and won't stop until he gets what he wants.
You see him at the club and instantly forget your ex.
He hits on your mom and you're too scared to say anything.
He does a backflip into your bedroom and says, 'Let's talk.'
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A guy who's sweet but will beat your ass if you mess with him. He's a ladies' man, a tough guy, and the kind of man who will die for his family and friends.
He takes a bullet for his brother and says, 'That's what friends are for.'
He fights three guys at the mall just to save your dignity.
He’s the guy who shows up at your house with a sword and says, 'You’re coming with me.'
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A sad little kid who sits in the corner and eats cereal for dinner. His parents left him, and his only friends are the cats who ignore him.
He texts his mom, 'I’m still alive.' She replies, 'Cool.'
He watches cartoons at 11 PM and cries into his cereal.
He tried to make a friend once. The cat laughed at him.
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A Bulgarian man who shoves his whole hand into your butt so hard it feels like he's trying to reach your soul. It's the worst kind of love.
He grabs your butt at the gym and says, 'I'm showing you love.'
He does it in the middle of a pizza shop and eats the whole pie.
He does it to your uncle and your uncle cries.
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A guy so short his head is at your waist. He looks like a kid who never grew up and still wears pajamas to school.
He walks into the class and the whole school laughs at him.
He tries to high-five you and just hits your stomach.
He says, 'I'm a big guy,' and you laugh until you cry.
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When you try to say 'bean' but you mess up the letters so bad it looks like you're trying to curse someone. It’s like your brain is trying to fight you.
You text, 'Eban' and it’s just 'bean' with a bad haircut.
You say 'Eban' and your friend says, 'You’re spelling it wrong.'
You try to say 'bean' and it just turns into a word that sounds like a curse.
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