eBaids
A curse that makes you obsessed with eBay. You sit there like a zombie, bidding on stuff you don't need, just because it feels good to win.
I spent $200 on a toaster that looks like a spaceship. It's my new best friend.
I bid on a bag of marbles because it had 5 stars. Now I have 12 bags of marbles.
I bought a lamp that says 'I love you' in 12 different languages. I don't speak any of them.