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A curse that makes you obsessed with eBay. You sit there like a zombie, bidding on stuff you don't need, just because it feels good to win.

I spent $200 on a toaster that looks like a spaceship. It's my new best friend.

I bid on a bag of marbles because it had 5 stars. Now I have 12 bags of marbles.

I bought a lamp that says 'I love you' in 12 different languages. I don't speak any of them.

A sickness where you can't stop buying random junk from eBay. It’s like being high on shopping and losing your mind.

I bought a giant plush sloth. It’s bigger than me. I don’t know why.

I bought 27 stickers for my dog. He doesn’t care.

I bought a set of 100 rubber ducks. I have no idea what I’m doing.

When you get so deep into eBay that you forget how to live. You just sit there, bidding on stuff, like it’s your life.

I spent $50 on a keychain that says 'I survived eBay.' I didn’t survive. I’m still in the middle of it.

I bought a tiny fan for my computer. It’s the only thing I care about now.

I bid on a pen that costs $100. It's the best pen in the world. Maybe.

A mental breakdown caused by too much eBay. You lose your mind and buy everything in sight, even if it's complete nonsense.

I bought a whole box of spoons. I have 50 spoons and I don’t know why.

I spent $300 on a bag of random stickers. My life is a mess.

I bought a clock that plays music. It’s loud. I hate it.

A condition where you can't stop buying stuff from eBay. It's like a monster inside you that screams, 'BUY IT NOW!'

I bought a bag of 1000 confetti balls. My room looks like a party. I don’t know why.

I spent $80 on a coffee mug with a mustache on it. It's my favorite thing ever.

I bought a pencil that costs $20. It’s the best pencil in the history of the world.

A disease that makes you so obsessed with eBay you forget how to breathe. You just sit there, bidding like a madman.

I spent $100 on a bag of 1000 rubber bands. I have no idea what I’m doing.

I bought 500 stickers for my cat. My cat doesn’t care.

I bid on a cup that costs $200. It’s a regular cup. It’s the best cup in the world.