ebaddiction - You’re so in love with eBay you’d rather sell your soul than

You’re so in love with eBay you’d rather sell your soul than let someone else get a bid.

I let someone else get a bid and I now hate them. They’re my enemy.

I sold my soul to eBay. I’m now a ghost who checks bids all day.

I got a bid and my soul is happy. My body is tired.