ebaddiction

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Being so obsessed with eBay you’d rather die than check your selling summary every 5 minutes.

I just got a bid for my old toaster. I’m not dead yet.

I checked my selling summary 12 times in 10 minutes. My eyes are bleeding.

I ignored my mom’s birthday because I had a new bid. She’s dead inside.

When eBay is your main squeeze and you get jealous if someone else gets a bid.

My neighbor got a bid for his old couch. I threw a couch at him.

I got a bid and my friend got a bid. We’re now enemies.

I saw a bid on my phone and yelled at my dog. He’s traumatized.

You’re so addicted to eBay you forget to eat, sleep, and probably your own kids.

I forgot to feed my kids because I got a new bid. They’re now hungry and mad.

I checked my selling summary instead of doing my taxes. My accountant is crying.

I bid on a lamp and forgot my own birthday. My friends are laughing at me.

You check eBay so much it’s like it’s your ex and you’re still checking your phone for messages.

I checked eBay 20 times today. My phone is dying and my ex is still ignoring me.

I got a bid and cried. My mom thinks I’m sad because I lost my job.

I checked eBay during my lunch break. My boss is mad and my stomach is mad.

You’re so in love with eBay you’d rather sell your soul than let someone else get a bid.

I let someone else get a bid and I now hate them. They’re my enemy.

I sold my soul to eBay. I’m now a ghost who checks bids all day.

I got a bid and my soul is happy. My body is tired.