Eazy E'z
People from Eastern Europe who think they're tough because they can eat spicy food and complain about it.
My uncle from Hungary eats chili like it’s his job and then yells about it for an hour.
My neighbor from Bulgaria eats hot dogs with peppers and still thinks he’s a tough guy.
My cousin’s friend from Ukraine eats soup so spicy it burns his tongue and still says it's 'just right'.