Eazy E'z

My cousin’s from Poland and thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s not. He’s just loud.

I saw an Eastern European at the mall and he tried to flirt with me in Russian. It was awkward and confusing.

My mom’s friend from Romania thinks she’s a rockstar. She’s just a loud grandma who thinks she’s young again.

My uncle from Hungary eats chili like it’s his job and then yells about it for an hour.

My neighbor from Bulgaria eats hot dogs with peppers and still thinks he’s a tough guy.

My cousin’s friend from Ukraine eats soup so spicy it burns his tongue and still says it's 'just right'.

My dad’s friend from Lithuania thinks he’s a superhero because he can lift a bag of groceries.

My brother’s friend from Latvia thinks he’s the best dancer just because he knows one move.

My mom’s cousin from Belarus thinks she’s a singer because she can hum to herself in the shower.