Eavie Mae
Eavie Mae is the most beautiful person who has ever existed and she's also incredibly smart. If you ever get on her bad side she'll remember it for years and she'll make sure you suffer. She's super popular but she also loves being alone.
Eavie Mae said I looked like a 'messed-up pizza' and then ate my pizza in front of me.
She told my crush he was 'literally the most basic human being ever' and then said she was 'a little bit more awesome than him'.