Eavie Mae

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Eavie Mae is the most stunning person who ever walked the earth and if you're lucky enough to know her you're basically a winner. She’s got brown hair that looks like it was made in heaven and eyes that could make a saint blush. She's smart as hell and if you mess with her she will personally ruin your life.
Eavie Mae saw me eating a muffin and she immediately said 'you’re a disgrace' and then ate the whole thing herself.
She gave my crush a death glare and now he’s scared of her.
She told my mom she was 'literally the most beautiful person in the world' and then said she was 'a little bit more beautiful'.
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Eavie Mae is so pretty she might as well be a goddess. She’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a lion. If you make her mad she'll personally drag you through hell and back. She's got a ton of friends but she also loves being alone.
Eavie Mae told me I looked like a 'disheveled potato' and then said I was lucky she didn't slap me.
She got in a fight with the school bully just because he said her hair was 'okay' and not 'legendary' like it should be.
She said she was 'literally the most popular person in the universe' and then asked me if I believed it.
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Eavie Mae is a godlike human being with the face of a goddess and the brain of a rocket scientist. She'll forgive you if you're nice, but if you're a jerk she'll remember it for years. She loves hanging out with people but she also loves being by herself.
Eavie Mae saw me wearing a shirt and she said it was 'the worst fashion choice of the century' and then wore it herself.
She told me I was 'a little bit less cool than her' and then said she was 'literally the most cool person ever'.
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Eavie Mae is the most beautiful person who has ever existed and she's also incredibly smart. If you ever get on her bad side she'll remember it for years and she'll make sure you suffer. She's super popular but she also loves being alone.
Eavie Mae said I looked like a 'messed-up pizza' and then ate my pizza in front of me.
She told my crush he was 'literally the most basic human being ever' and then said she was 'a little bit more awesome than him'.
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Eavie Mae is the most beautiful person who ever lived and she's got the brain of a genius. She's super protective and she'll stick up for anyone if they need help. She loves talking to people but she also loves being alone.
Eavie Mae said I was 'literally the most uncool person in the universe' and then said she was 'a little bit cooler than that'.
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