eavia
A dude so hot he makes your ex cry and your mom blush. He's got a wife and a bunch of side chicks who all think they're the main one.
My cousin got blocked by eavia because he asked for her number and she said no.
Eavia walked into the club and the bouncer said, 'You’re not getting in unless you pay the cover.'
My neighbor’s dog tried to bark at eavia and got knocked out.