eavia

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A dude so hot he makes your ex cry and your mom blush. He's got a wife and a bunch of side chicks who all think they're the main one.

My cousin got blocked by eavia because he asked for her number and she said no.

Eavia walked into the club and the bouncer said, 'You’re not getting in unless you pay the cover.'

My neighbor’s dog tried to bark at eavia and got knocked out.

A guy so good-looking he makes your face feel sore. He’s got a wife and a bunch of girlfriends who fight over him like he’s a bag of candy.

Eavia showed up at my birthday party and my crush ran out of the house screaming.

My sister’s best friend got dumped by eavia because he said she was ‘too basic.’

Eavia told my dog he was ‘too ugly’ and now he won’t come near him.

A hot guy who’s got a wife and a bunch of hoes who all think they’re the main one. He’s like a pizza with extra cheese and extra sauce.

Eavia came into my class and my teacher said, 'No talking, or I’ll send you all to the principal.'

My crush got into a fight with eavia because he said her hair was ‘too messy.’

Eavia told my little brother he was ‘too short’ and now he’s crying.