Eavesholder
A terrible person who holds the Eavesdropper (his boss) up by the ankles so he can hear wind-carried secrets. It’s like a bad version of a magic trick, and the Eavesdropper gets used for blackmail.
He was lifted like a piece of meat on a string.
He hung there like a bad pizza on a stick.
He was yanked up so high he could hear the Eavesdropper’s bad thoughts.