At the party, I was talking to my friend about the movie, and my uncle walked over and said, 'That movie is total garbage, I saw it in 1998.'

While I was telling my brother about my day, my mom showed up and said, 'You should’ve just stayed home.'

In the grocery store, I was talking to my friend about the best cereal, and this random guy said, 'I eat cereal with my dog every morning.'