eavesbomber

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A person who listens in on a conversation then butts in with their dumb opinion, usually because they think they’re cool and want everyone to notice them.
My cousin heard my mom and dad arguing and yelled, 'You should’ve just divorced her in the first place!'
At the coffee shop, the guy next to me listened to my friend and me talking about the best pizza place, then said, 'I’ve never heard of that place, but I swear it’s the worst.'
In class, Sarah was talking to her friend about the test, and Jake walked up and said, 'That’s easy. I aced it last year.'
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Somebody who sneaks up on a chat and tries to join in with their stupid take, even though they have no idea what’s going on.
At the party, I was talking to my friend about the movie, and my uncle walked over and said, 'That movie is total garbage, I saw it in 1998.'
While I was telling my brother about my day, my mom showed up and said, 'You should’ve just stayed home.'
In the grocery store, I was talking to my friend about the best cereal, and this random guy said, 'I eat cereal with my dog every morning.'
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A person who listens to a conversation and then tries to add their dumb opinion, even though it doesn’t make sense and they just want to be the center of attention.
At the park, I was talking to my friend about the best swing, and my dad walked over and said, 'I used to swing on that when I was a kid, and it broke.'
In the lunchroom, I was telling my friend about my math test, and my teacher showed up and said, 'I’ve failed worse than that.'
During the game, I was talking to my friend about the best player, and my brother said, 'I think I’m better than both of you.'
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