eavesblock
the act of pretending you can't hear something that’s so bad it might cause you to lose your mind or your sanity.
At the mall, I heard my aunt talk about her new phone for 30 minutes. I wish I had a time machine to escape that.
During lunch, my friend told me about his pet lizard for the fifth time. I wanted to scream.
My dad told a joke so bad it made me want to leave the house.