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when you try to tune out a conversation that’s so dumb it makes your brain hurt and the people in it are worse than a bad pizza.

I tried to ignore my cousin and his friend talking about their pet goldfish like it was the final battle of the century.

My mom and her best friend spent 10 minutes arguing about which cereal is the best. I nearly cried.

I sat in class and pretended I was dead while my neighbor talked about his chicken’s dating life.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

the act of pretending you can't hear something that’s so bad it might cause you to lose your mind or your sanity.

At the mall, I heard my aunt talk about her new phone for 30 minutes. I wish I had a time machine to escape that.

During lunch, my friend told me about his pet lizard for the fifth time. I wanted to scream.

My dad told a joke so bad it made me want to leave the house.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when you try your best to block out a conversation that's so lame it might as well be a horror movie and the people in it are the worst kind of people.

I sat in silence while my brother and his friend argued about whose chicken was better. I wanted to die.

At the park, my cousin told me about her new haircut for 20 minutes. I nearly exploded.

My mom and her best friend talked about their pets for an hour. I wanted to run away.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

the struggle of trying to ignore a conversation that’s so boring it might as well be a math test and the people in it are like the worst kind of homework.

I sat through my uncle's story about his job for an hour. I wanted to throw my phone at him.

At the dinner table, my sister told me about her new phone for 15 minutes. I wanted to leave.

During my break, my friend told me about his new pet for 10 minutes. I nearly cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago