Eavan
Eavan is like a god in a middle school but only if the god was also a drama queen. She gives advice like it’s a royal decree and expects you to follow it or else. She’s the only person who can be nice and still make you feel like you’re being judged. She’s like a breath of fresh air in a room full of stinky socks.
She told me to stop eating pizza and I now live in regret.
She gave me advice and I followed it. Then I failed. She said it was ‘not my fault.’
She said I was ‘a snake’ and now I have to sit next to her in lunch.