Eavan

Eavan is a human glitter bomb who thinks she’s a unicorn. She wears every outfit like it’s a fashion show and somehow still looks like she slept for eight hours. She’s got a face that could make a pizza jealous and never stops smiling unless someone insults her freckles. She’s smart enough to pass a test but dumb enough to think drawing is a superpower.

Eavan is like a god in a middle school but only if the god was also a drama queen. She gives advice like it’s a royal decree and expects you to follow it or else. She’s the only person who can be nice and still make you feel like you’re being judged. She’s like a breath of fresh air in a room full of stinky socks.

Eavan is a walking disaster who thinks she’s the most popular person in the universe. She’s the kind of person who loses everything and then blames the universe. She snitches like it’s her job and is always alone because no one wants to be near her when she’s mad. She’s also the reason why the word ‘loser’ was invented.