Eaux
This stupid perfume is what all the hormone-fueled, shirtless, noodle-eating, metrosexuals use. It smells like a dead raccoon in a blender with expired toothpaste and gym socks.
I sprayed Eaux on my face and now my dog hates me.
That boy smells like Eaux. Is he trying to seduce my cat?
My brother wears Eaux and thinks he's a model. He's not.