Eaux

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A fancy way to say "Oh" because eaux sounds like an"O" but with extra French butt crack. It also sticks to the end of names like a bad case of toe fungus.

Eaux! My mom just walked in wearing my dad's socks!

Eaux, I failed math again.

Eaux, that guy just licked the inside of my lunch bag.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

This stupid perfume is what all the hormone-fueled, shirtless, noodle-eating, metrosexuals use. It smells like a dead raccoon in a blender with expired toothpaste and gym socks.

I sprayed Eaux on my face and now my dog hates me.

That boy smells like Eaux. Is he trying to seduce my cat?

My brother wears Eaux and thinks he's a model. He's not.

by Slangipedia 14d ago