Eausean
A man who's always bragging about how he's cool, but he's just average and loves to talk about feelings.
"I'm cool, but only on Tuesdays.", said by him after I asked him about his weekend.
"I love feelings, especially my own.", said by him after I ignored him for 10 minutes.
"I'm loyal, but only to my phone.", said by him after I texted him 20 times.