Eausean

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A man who talks too much and thinks he's the best friend ever, even though he's just there because he's too lazy to do anything else.

"You're the best friend ever!", said by him after I did all the work.

"I'm here because I have no life.", said by him during a conversation.

"I'm loyal, but only if you bring pizza.", said by him after I forgot to bring pizza.

A guy who thinks he's a legend, but he's just average and talks way too much about how he feels.

"I'm a legend, but I'm also average.", said by him after losing a bet.

"I feel everything deeply.", said by him after someone sneezed.

"I'm loyal, but only to pizza.", said by him after I brought chips instead.

A man who's always bragging about how he's cool, but he's just average and loves to talk about feelings.

"I'm cool, but only on Tuesdays.", said by him after I asked him about his weekend.

"I love feelings, especially my own.", said by him after I ignored him for 10 minutes.

"I'm loyal, but only to my phone.", said by him after I texted him 20 times.

A guy who thinks he's a top-dog, but he's just average and can't stop talking about how he feels.

"I'm a top-dog, but I'm also average.", said by him after I beat him at a game.

"I feel things more than anyone else.", said by him after I said I was tired.

"I'm loyal, but only to my snacks.", said by him after I brought chips instead of cookies.

A man who thinks he's a king, but he's just average and can't stop talking about how he feels.

"I'm a king, but I'm also average.", said by him after I beat him at a video game.

"I feel everything, even your bad vibes.", said by him after I said I was angry.

"I'm loyal, but only to my coffee.", said by him after I brought tea instead.