Eau De Femme
Liquid proof that women can have a full-blown explosion of joy and cum when they see you flexing or say something stupid.
My mom said she got eau de femme after I told her I was dating a barista. She said it smelled like coffee and regret.
My friend got sprayed by her boyfriend during a karaoke night. It was like a musical shower.
I got eau de femme in my face during a group project. It was a group mess.