Eau De Femme

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The stuff women shoot out when they’re super turned on and probably thinking about your face, your abs, or that one time you yelled at the microwave.

My cousin’s dog just got sprayed by her aunt during a dance party. It was majestic.

I got eau de femme in my ear during a Zoom call. It was a vibe.

My gym buddy said he could smell it from the back of the bus. I believe him.

Liquid proof that women can have a full-blown explosion of joy and cum when they see you flexing or say something stupid.

My mom said she got eau de femme after I told her I was dating a barista. She said it smelled like coffee and regret.

My friend got sprayed by her boyfriend during a karaoke night. It was like a musical shower.

I got eau de femme in my face during a group project. It was a group mess.

The magical juice women release when they’re so hot they could probably melt the earth and your self-esteem.

My sister’s dog got eau de femme all over the couch after a long day of watching cat videos. It was a disaster.

My neighbor’s kid got sprayed during a Fortnite match. It was a victory.

I got eau de femme in my mouth during a kiss. It was a taste I’ll never forget.