Eatweeting
When you're too full to think straight and your tweets are just a bunch of food-related nonsense.
Tweeted 'I’m not hungry, I’m just low on energy' while eating a whole cake.
Sent a DM saying 'I love you' while eating a plate of spaghetti like it was a love letter.
Posted 'I’m not tired, I’m just full' while still eating a second pizza.