Eatweeting
When you're eating so much you forget you're on Twitter and start sending messages to yourself like you're in a food-induced trance.
Sent a tweet to myself saying 'You’re doing great' while eating a whole cake.
Tweeted 'I love you' to my own account while eating a plate of spaghetti.
DMed myself 'Don’t forget to eat' while devouring a second burger like it was a holy grail.