Eatweeting
Eating so fast you forget you're on Twitter and start yelling at your food like it betrayed you.
Ate a whole sandwich in 10 seconds and yelled 'I hate you' at my phone.
Tweeted 'This burrito is the worst' while still chewing the first bite.
Sent a tweet saying 'I’m not crying, I’m just sad' while eating a bowl of cereal like it was a death sentence.