eatums
the cursed word moms and fake moms use to trick kids into eating stuff that tastes like expired gym socks
Mom: 'Eat your eatums, or I'll make you eat them for dinner.'
Random guy in a hat: 'Yo, I just ate 10 eatums. I'm a legend.'
Kid: 'No way, I'm not eating these eatums. They're evil.'