eatums

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the cursed word moms and fake moms use to trick kids into eating stuff that tastes like expired gym socks

Mom: 'Eat your eatums, or I'll make you eat them for dinner.'

Random guy in a hat: 'Yo, I just ate 10 eatums. I'm a legend.'

Kid: 'No way, I'm not eating these eatums. They're evil.'

a fancy word for women who love women and also love eating floor mats, basically the same thing

'She's an eatum, I swear. I saw her eating a floor mat in the mall.'

Friend: 'I think I'm an eatum now. I kissed my sister.'

Teacher: 'If you don't stop talking, you'll be an eatum by lunch.'

a magical place in a game that only 10 people know about, and it serves the best burgers you've ever seen

'I spent 3 hours finding the eatum. It was worth it.'

Friend: 'You didn't go to the eatum? You're dead to me.'

Me: 'I ate at the eatum. I'm now a god.'