Eatster Bunny
The Eatster Bunny shows up with a basket, but instead of candy, he brings a bag of chips and a beer.
The kids were confused. ‘Is this a party or an Easter?’ one asked.
He left a note that said, ‘I’m out of candy. I’m in a candy business. I didn’t check my inventory.’
The bunny was wearing pajamas and had a tattoo that said ‘Easter 2007’.