Eatster Bunny

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The Eatster Bunny shows up on time but forgets the candy because he’s too busy sniffing out a new addiction.
My kid cried because the basket was empty. The Eatster Bunny was too busy smoking weed in the Easter egg factory.
The bunny showed up with a hangover and a half-eaten chocolate bar.
He dropped off a basket with a note that said, ‘I’ll get you next year… probably.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Eatster Bunny shows up with a basket, but instead of candy, he brings a bag of chips and a beer.
The kids were confused. ‘Is this a party or an Easter?’ one asked.
He left a note that said, ‘I’m out of candy. I’m in a candy business. I didn’t check my inventory.’
The bunny was wearing pajamas and had a tattoo that said ‘Easter 2007’.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Eatster Bunny comes through, but he’s too high to remember the candy. He just left a mess and a very strong smell.
The kids found a half-eaten chocolate bar and a used napkin in the basket.
The bunny left a trail of crumbs and a very suspicious-looking snack wrapper.
He showed up with a fanny pack full of snacks and a very bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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