eatshitbestiebae
a lesbian who acts like she's straight because she's obsessed with guys who wear lipstick and have huge titties
She told me she was dating a guy. I saw him wearing a pink blazer and a glittery shirt.
She said she was into guys. Then she started crying because her crush didn't like glitter.
She said she liked guys. Then she texted me a photo of her crush's biceps. I asked why. She said, 'They're beautiful.'