Eats his sister
When a guy decides his sister is the only thing worth swallowing, and he goes all in.
He did it in the living room. His mom walked in and just said, 'That’s not how you eat.'
He said it was a 'sisterly snack' and didn’t stop until she gave him a high-five.
He got caught in the hallway. His sister just shrugged and said, 'It’s a work in progress.'