Eats his sister

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When a guy shoves his face up his sister’s pants like she’s a snack bag and he’s the hungry kid.

My brother thinks eating his sister is a hobby. He does it twice a day, sometimes with a side of breakfast cereal.

She tried to stop him, but he just said, 'This is a family tradition.'

He did it in the kitchen. I had to eat my pizza in silence.

When a guy decides his sister is the only thing worth swallowing, and he goes all in.

He did it in the living room. His mom walked in and just said, 'That’s not how you eat.'

He said it was a 'sisterly snack' and didn’t stop until she gave him a high-five.

He got caught in the hallway. His sister just shrugged and said, 'It’s a work in progress.'

When a guy doesn’t just kiss his sister, he eats her like she’s a snack, and he’s the snack monster.

He did it during a family dinner. Everyone just kept eating like nothing happened.

He said it was 'sister love' and then asked for seconds.

His sister ran out of the house. He just yelled, 'I’ll get you next time!'