Eats His Banana Sideways
A guy who eats bananas like they’re a curse and would rather die than let them touch his face.
My brother eats his banana sideways. He says it’s a curse to let a banana touch his mouth.
My coworker eats his banana sideways. He’d rather get fired than let a banana touch his lips.
My uncle eats his banana sideways. He says it’s like being hit by a banana, and that’s just not cool.