Eats His Banana Sideways

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A guy who’s so scared of gay people he’d rather choke on a banana than let it kiss his face.

My cousin eats his banana sideways. He’d sooner get a root canal than admit he likes men.

My gym buddy eats his banana sideways. He thinks being gay is a disease.

My uncle eats his banana sideways. He says it’s a sin to let a banana touch his mouth.

A man who eats bananas like they’re his worst enemy and refuses to let them touch his lips.

My neighbor eats his banana sideways. He says it’s the devil’s work to let a banana touch his mouth.

My dad eats his banana sideways. He thinks it’s a disgrace to let a banana touch his face.

My friend eats his banana sideways. He says it’s like being kissed by a banana, and that’s just gross.

A guy who eats bananas like they’re a curse and would rather die than let them touch his face.

My brother eats his banana sideways. He says it’s a curse to let a banana touch his mouth.

My coworker eats his banana sideways. He’d rather get fired than let a banana touch his lips.

My uncle eats his banana sideways. He says it’s like being hit by a banana, and that’s just not cool.