eatons neck
a tiny piece of land stuck to northport like a sore thumb. connected by a road that the nazi asharoken cops terrorize drivers on. if you go over 32mph you’re dead meat. the people there are mostly rich and getting taken over by yuppies who think they’re cool.
i got pulled over on asharoken road for going 35. the cop said i was being a ‘yuppie annoyance’
my dad tried to speed on asharoken and got a ticket from the nazi cop
the asharoken cops are so bad they have their own fan club