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a tiny piece of land stuck to northport like a sore thumb. connected by a road that the nazi asharoken cops terrorize drivers on. if you go over 32mph you’re dead meat. the people there are mostly rich and getting taken over by yuppies who think they’re cool.
i got pulled over on asharoken road for going 35. the cop said i was being a ‘yuppie annoyance’
my dad tried to speed on asharoken and got a ticket from the nazi cop
the asharoken cops are so bad they have their own fan club
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a cute town that’s kind of rich and kind of stupid. the fire department is so bad they burned down their own firehouse. but they still think they’re cool.
the eatons neck fire department burned their own firehouse and no one cares
my cousin works there and says they're all ‘just trying to be cool’
they tried to save a cat and ended up burning down the whole building
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a town with a club called the POENB that does nothing but give out stickers. you pay money and get a sticker. it’s like a cult but with stickers and no actual purpose.
i joined the POENB and all i got was a sticker and a sense of accomplishment
my mom signed up for the POENB just to get a sticker
the POENB is the only club in eatons neck that doesn’t do anything useful
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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